Title: Jesus Christ Serial Rapist
Director: Bill Zebub
Country: United States
Rating: 8
Reviewer: C Dempsey


I wonder if Jesus Christ could comfortably rape anyone in those sandals.  Could he sneak up behind his victim without making a creaking sound?  Could he maintain balance with those things?  Even better would he be able to do so without leaving all of that hand blood behind at the scene?  Even better than that would he be wearing underwear under that rag of a robe?  Wait, why in the fuck am I talking about this? JC a rapist? Where would I get such an idea from?  Damn that Bill Zebub.

One thing is true, the title “Jesus Christ Serial Rapist” is enough to constitute a lighting bolt straight to New Jersey with Bill Zebub’s name on it. I love it, it’s bold and right in your face.  This was my second experience with Bill’s films.  My first was the very comedically dysfunctional “Bad Acid”.  “Jesus Christ Serial Rapist” is at the opposite end of the demonic spectrum and demonstrated to me how wild Zebub’s mind really is.  It is true that there is a touch of insanity in genius.  At least I believe so.  “Jesus Christ Serial Rapist” is the only black metal art-house film I know of and with the bar its sets it should be the genre killer.

The imagery and lighting of the sets is sadistically phenomenal.  The scenes are so tantalizing that I dare a man of the clothe to watch and not race out for a case of Viagra.  Warning to all alter boys, if you find this film in your priest’s desk, cover your holes fast.  You can guess the story from the title.  Jesus Christ does not in fact look like a man of Arian decent, nope. He looks like Bill Zebub a man of New Jersey decent. And Jesus has great taste in his woman, truly great taste.  Zebub has created a film that will push any man’s sexual boundaries.  You will see the boundaries and they will be stomped on.  “Jesus Christ Serial Rapist” almost had me pausing the film and taking a five minute refuge in the bathroom, but man I would have felt so dirty afterwards.  The film is violent, disturbing and harsh.  Isn't that the love Jesus Christ really has for us?