Here are some movies and descriptions.
SANTA CLAUS: SERIAL RAPIST and SANTA CLAUS: A HORROR STORY are the same movie - except that the "SANTA CLAUS: SERIAL RAPIST" one is 20 minutes longer and has an hour of bloopers. It doesn't mean that "SANTA CLAUS: A HORROR STORY" is short because it actually runs for 2 hours.
Emily Prior is the female lead. She is a new face in the world of Bill Zebub movies. Suzi Lorraine, who was in Dirtbags, The Grucifier, and the first version of Metalheads is also in this.
Click on the links to get more details. As with all Bill Zebub movies, the story is way more than what you would imagine from the title or the cover art. It's high brow and low brow at the same time. No, this is not a christmas movie or a spoof.
DICKSHARK - DICKSHARK combines Bill Zebub's absurdism with tragedy, science fiction, and sexploitation
The story begins with a guy who uses a cream to alter that certain part of the male's body. The side effects are like nothing one would imagine. Actually this movie is like nothing anyone would ever imagine.
A creature is set loose on the world, and thus begins the tragic tale.
The uncut version is almost 3 hours long and is currently available at https://vimeo.com/ondemand/dicksharktheuncutversion.
The DVD version is about 2 hours and 20 minutes.
Some of the cast include ERIN BROWN (also known to some as Misty Mundae), RACHEL CROW, SCARLETT STORM, LYDIA LAEL, and JOHN GIABCASPRO.
NIGHTMARE ON ELMO's STREET - NIGHTMARE ON ELMO's STREET takes place in a world where puppets and humans live together. This peaceful co-existence begins to unravel as demented attacks become more numerous.
This movie stars ERIN BROWN, LYDIA LAEL, DANGRR DOLL, VANNA BLONDELLE, and SCARLETT STORM.
The story is in the realm of the absurd, and although there are puppets in this story, the situations are bizarre. Fans have expressed their enjoyment of the scenes between Erin Brown and Lydia Lael, so much so that Bill Zebub is considering making a movie specifically with those two to interact again.
HOLOCAUST CANNIBAL- HOLOCAUST CANNIBAL, despite the imagery and the title, is anti-nazi. Some people have knee-jerk reactions to such words and symbols, and one of them was an executive at a chain of stores who ordered this movie to be banned. But rather than shame that idiot, and risk getting other movies banned from that chain, just suffice it to say that you should think a little more before you let you condemn something.
In this story, some Nazis have made plans to fly to Argentina where they will live in hiding, but the plane crashes on an island of savages. Now it is THEIR turn to suffer atrocities. This is the first movie in which Bill Zebub had cast ERIN BROWN. He had met her socially many years before but hadn't asked her to participate in movies because they had met as friends, not as professionals. He did not want to cross the friendship barrier. But three movies later, they are still friends.
But back to the movie - it combines the cannibal genre with nazisploitation, mixed further with Bill Zebub's absurdism.
SCIENCELESS FICTION - SCIENCELESS FICTION is the most offensive movie in the history of cinema, but only if you are stupid. The movie ridicules brainwashing. If you have a knee-jerk reaction to what you see and hear in this film, then maybe you should take a look at yourself. You might be in denial.
This BLURAY is a double feature. It also comes packed with the "Actor's Cut" of INDIE DIRECTOR, so you get the most outrageous Bill Zebub movie as well as the most straightforward one, in pristine High Definition so that you can better enjoy the lush images.
If you need your hand held then you shoudl start with INDIE DIRECTOR, but if you can watch a movie as a participant rather than an observer, the you can start out with SCIENCELESS FICTION to get your brain teased a but while you enjoy the bizarre visuals.
METAL RETARDATION VOLUME 4- METAL RETARDATION VOLUME 4 is the most fun that you will ever have watching bands get interviewed. Rather than asking "What are your influences?" Bill Zebub decides to pull the pants down, so-to-speak. You learn a lot more about the artists' personalities than you would in a generic interview. And of course, sometimes people get mad.
If you can't tell by the title, this is the 4th such anthology. It is the first one to be shot in HD.
METAL RETARDATION can be considered the video version of Bill Zebub's magazine, called THE GRIMOIRE OF EXALTED DEEDS. In fact, the very first METAL RETARDATION was a collection of interviews that appeared in print. (They had been shot on VHS quality camera, but the reason why they appeared on DVD was because the humor was priceless, and fans begged for the material to become available. The 2nd volume, called EXTREME METAL RETARDATION, was shot specifically for DVD.
ANTFARM DICKHOLE - ANTFARM DICKHOLE is about a wimp who gets bullied constantly. One day he is knocked unconscious while army ants coincidentally march tho his location. They need a warm place to burrow for the night, so they inhabit him. He is not aware of this because of the anesthetic properties of their excretions. The next day he is bullied again, but the ants defend their nest. This is the first time that the wimp has power. Will he use it for good, or as in so many cases, will a tormented person inflict torment when he first gets the chance?
An alternate edit was made for shops that would be afraid to carry a movie with such a vulgar title. If you are a fan of the original version, you might enjoy seeing the way that this version was cut. This DVD also has different bloopers and such.
INDIE DIRECTOR - INDIE DIRECTOR is one of the more straightforward movies in the realm of Bill Zebub Productions. The stories centers on a wayward director as he deals with many problems in the world of independent film, including problems that he creates for himself. You get to learn a lot about this part of the film world, bit it's not meant as a how-to manual. No. Comedies often use failure and hardship for amusement, so you don't need to know anything about the industry in order to get some laughs, although the more you know, the more you will enjoy what you see.
The ill-fated director meets many people who are types of people whom you can encounter in this world, but the main character is unlike anyone in the scene, so his problems aren't really about the world of independent film. Bill Zebub had made a movie called "Assmosnter" which spoofed the making of an independent film. This story is a bit different in that it is more about the scene than any one particular project, or group fo characters.
The DVD is the uncut version, and the HD version, which has a more direct edit, is a bonus movie on the SCIENCELESS FICTION blu(e)ray.
JESUS, THE DAUGHTER OF GOD - JESUS, THE DAUGHTER OF GOD is the story of a gogo dancer who quantum leaps into the body of Jesus. She doesn't believe that he ever even existed, so this must be a dream. She has a lot of fun messing around with people because she doesn't take her new reality seriously.
This is the first movie in which SCARLETT STORM worked with Bill Zebub. Her bubbly personality has quickly made her a favorite among fans.
This is also the first movie in which Bill Zebub made use of ultra slow motion for fight scenes, so if you are love that aspect of his cinematography then you can enjoy his first steps here.
JESUS THE TOTAL DOUCHEBAG - JESUS THE TOTAL DOUCHEBAG - Oderus Urungus (Dave Brockie) stars as Satan in this ultra blasphemous comedy about the cowardly Jesus.
As with Bill Zebub's other offensive movies, this is meant to be watched by people who enjoy such humor. It's not a mainstream movie so there's not much chance of this movie being seen by someone who shouldn't look at it, but even if it falls into such hands, the first five seconds are enough warning to delve no further. There is a high cheesiness factor here, which is like an insect repellent for the brainwashed.
Remember that anger is a choice. Hopefully you choose laughter instead,
ZOMBIECHRIST- ZOMBIECHRIST is the story of a god's life force being channels into a long-buried corpse. In many ways it is a spoof on religious myths of deities who take human form, and of course, the title of this movie makes some retailers shit their pants, so you will most likely have to find an indie store, which is more appropriate for you underground movie shopping.
As with many Bill Zebub movies, underneath the gratuitous nudity and shocking scenes there is actually a complex and high-brow story. You see what you want to see, and if you're stupid, then you probably won't see it even if it is explained to you. That sentence was a bit harsh, but the reason why it's part of this description is because you are not going to have your hand held throughout the movie. You have to be a participant, not an observer.
If you can't tell, this is an effort to make you avoid this movie if you are simply looking for shock.
NIGHT OF THE PUMPKIN - NIGHT OF THE PUMPKIN is the story about a group of friend who become terrorized on Mischief Night. Well, that is the surface story. You'll just have to watch the movie to get the treasures that lie beneath the veil.
This was Bill Zebub's first attempt at a horror movie, which of course means that he spoofs it somewhat. But as in all films, there is a method to his madness. If you have low comprehension, you will just enjoy the abundant nudity, but you might get frustrated by your inability to perceive a plot. However, if you enjoy sleuthing while watching a movie, then you might enjoy assembling all of the puzzle pieces in your head. Don't worry - there are MANY people who have found answers in this movie, so it's not an infantile taunt.
High brow and low brow at the same time, with a strong flavor of low budget. It is the first movie in which Angelina Leigh worked with Bill Zebub.