Bill Zebub has limited-edition 2012 calenders that are hand-numbered.  Contact him via bill at billzebub dot com to find out how to get one.  These are not listed on the MERCHANDISE page of this site yet.  Currently the price is $15 which also includes shipping.

 

The movie that is known as "Dirtbags; Evil Never Felt So Good" which is a re-make of "Dirtbags: The Armpit of Metal" is being re-released in March 2012.  This DVD will total over 3 hours.  The edit is the same, amounting to a 1 hour and 42 minute movie, but there is also a 41-minute interview with Peter Steele (different than the one on Rap Sucks).  There is also a generous helping of behind-the-scenes footage as well as all of the Gaylord footage (the actor had fun with his co-stars, not breaking character)

 

JESUS, THE TOTAL DOUCHEBAG played at a public screening, and the approval was unanimous.  The master has been submitted for replication, and you can look forward to the release in February 2012.

The importance of this particular audience is that it was diverse.  Of course superstitiously religious people stayed far away, so their reactions cannot be known.  Hopefully they will NEVER react - the name of the movie and the packaging is meant to ward off those kinds of viewers.  This movie is meant to be enjoyed by the select few who relish this kind of humor.  There is no intention to shove this in everyone's face (unlike certain mind-everybody-else's-business do-gooders, or should we say, "do-evil-ers")

 

There will be a screening party for "Jesus, the Total Douchebag" on Saturday Nov 26.  Emaill Bill (at) billzebub dot com for your invitation (free admission)  Party to be held in north New Jersey.

Oderus Urungus, singer from GWAR, plays the role of Satan.  Alan Tecchio from Hades plays a Roman soldier.  And if that weren't metal enough, Bill Zebub plays both the black jesus and the white jesus.

 

  

   Chris Gore mentioned ANTFARM DICKHOLE on ATTACK OF THE SHOW.  You can watch the review on the G4TV site - http://www.g4tv.com/videos/55984/chris-gores-horror-movie-picks-dvd-review/  (or click on THIS)

 

   ANTFARM DICKHOLE was very well-received at the Cinema Wasteland horror convention last weekend.  Numerous audience members were interviewed for the "King of the B Movies" documentary that should be available in early 2012.

   The convention was buzzing with excited talk about the movie, and if the reactions of the crowd can be generalized to the rest of the world, this movie is going to be a huge success.

 

   It has been confirmed that Oderus Urungus shall play the role of Satan in JESUS, THE TOTAL DOUCHEBAG.  The vocalist of GWAR is NOT playing a cameo - the Oderus character is playing a ROLE - that means that Oderus is to be considered an actor, not himself.  He will be in GWAR costume, but his words and actions are to be considered fictional and NOT representative of the band.  GWAR and BILL ZEBUB both have reputations for producing politically-incorrect material, but the styles have (and should still be) considered separate.  So any outrage that results from the movie should not be attributed to GWAR.  But GWAR is no stranger to outrage...

   Of course, it would be very stupid for a person to be offended after having watched JESUS, THE TOTAL DOUCHEBAG, because the title of the movie should ward off the kind of people who would be offended.  There is absolutely no reason for such people to ever watch this movie.  

 

 

There will be a screening party for ANTFARM DICKHOLE on

Thursday, September 15

Free admission, with special guest Diane Kamikaze from WFMU

Email bill (at) billzebub (dot) com for details.

 

It has been confirmed that ANTFARM DICKHOLE will play at the Cinema Wasteland horror convention in Cleveland, Ohio (actually, Strongsville) in October.  It is slated for the 8pm slot on the Saturday of the event, but schedules are subject ot change.  A few actors and actresses will be in attendance. 

 

 

ANTFARM DICKHOLE and CAPTIVE AUDIENCE will both become available in November.  Bill Zebub will have limited-edition DVD's of ANTFARM DICKHOLE at a few horror conventions prior to the official release.  The retail version in November will also contain the movie ASSMONSTER as a bonus.  The horror-convention version will not.

The surreal re-edit of JESUS CHRIST: SERIAL RAPIST will be available in December.  This is a billion times dreamier than the original edit.

There will be a screening party for ANTFARM DICKHOLE in a couple of weeks in New Jersey.  Email bill@billzebub.com if you want to be invited.

ANTFARM DICKHOLE was submitted to a few horror conventions for possible screening.  Announcements of screenings will be announced, if the movie is suitable for such audiences. 

ANTFARM DICKHOLE is planned for a screening in Toronto in November.  Details to come.

 

   Today, CAPTIVE AUDIENCE wrapped shooting, featuring Angelina Martin as the lead role - a woman who gets kidanpped and subjected to a variety of abuses.  This movie was shot as a part of the "roughie" series of flicks that explored the lives of incredibly dememted villains.  The style of each such movie was selceted as the opposite of mainstream-movie depictions of such crimes.

   There is also a new teaser for ANTFARM DICKHOLE on the IN PRODUCTION page.

 

   Bill Zebub began shooting CAPTIVE AUDIENCE and JESUS CHRIST THE TOTAL DOUCHEBAG today.  He will be 80% finished with ANTFARM DICKHOLE by the end of this week, paving the way to the other movies. 

   There is a bit of a rush to get ANTARM DICKHOLE finished in time for the Cinema Wasteland deadline.  There will be a celebratory screening party for ANTFARM DICKHOLE toward the end of August on a Saturday night, along with standup comedy by Rich Carucci.  Email Bill Zebub if you can make it to north New Jersey.

 

    RAP SUCKS was officially released today.  If you don't find in in a store near you, ask a clerk to order it for you.

   Bill Zebub cannot favor any one vendor over another, so he cannot specify locations for you.  But don't be lazy.  With enough snooping, you can dig up a fresh copy of this experimental movie.

   After you enjoy the movie, write about it on the Internet, or rate it/review it on the myriad sites that allow viewer feedback. 

 

   Although Bill Zebub has shot scenes with Lydia Lael, Angelina Martin, and Taylor Trash, active production for ANTFARM DICKHOLE didn't begin until Friday, June 10th.

   Bill Zebub is currently shooting three movies at the same time, but the main focus is on ANTFARM DICKHOLE.  Cast members will be announced on the IN PRODUCTION page as their scenes get shot. 

   The reason for the priority is because Bill Zebub would like this movie to play the myriad festivals and horror conventions in October and would like the street date of the DVD to coincide with those events (Bill Zebub does not screen his movies at film festivals in order to get distribution - he already has distributors.  Bill Zebub screens movies at conventions and film festivals to entertain PEOPLE, not business peers).

 

   Bill Zebub has generously uploaded many of the chapters from METAL RETARDATION (click to enjoy) onto youtube.  If you love what you see then please support Bill Zebub and purchase the DVD, which has better quality and bonus material.

 

Bill Zebub will be featured in a documentary called "King of the B Movies" which will be released this year. Chris Gore (filmthreat.com) and Gore-Met( Rue Morgue) are two journalists who talk about this unusual director. Other directors, like JT Petty (The Burrowers) and Terry Lofton (Nailgun Massacre) also share their opinions.
Bill Zebub allowed the crew to comb through hundreds of hours of footage. Much of the material was never seen by anyone other than Bill Zebub. He did not like to show out-takes from the serious movies because he thought that it would shatter story-illusions. "If you see an actress laughing on set, it will be hard to erase that memory when watching her in a scary scene."
Other supplementary footage was taken from numerous interviews with public access shows, etc.
Obviously, there will be lots of interview footage that is exclusive to this documentary.

Bill Zebub is seeking permission to replicate free versions of the documentary. Right now, the documentary crew insist on the free version being censored, but Bill Zebub is offering the company up to two hours of bonus content that should entice people to get the retail version even if they got an uncensored free DVD. The retail price will only be $9.99, so most people shouldn't be reluctant to invest in more fun.

As of this writing, Bill Zebub does not know if the documentary made him look like an idiot. 

Bill Zebub will be appearing as a guest in London, Ontario, at SHOCK STOCK. (click that link to be taken to the official site)

Originally RAP SUCKS was to be shown there, but RUE MORGUE magazine reviewed ZOMBIECHRIST in the current (April) issue, so it make more sense to present that flick..

Bill Zebub will also be interviewed for a documentary titled "King of the B Movies" at this event, and rumor has it that the Gore-Met from Rue Morgue shall chime in.  Audience members will also be interiewed about their reactions to the shocking movie.

Bill Zebub had been a guest at Rue Morgue's FESTIVAL OF FEAR in Toronto for the past two years.  People in Canada were very welcoming and appreciative.  Bill Zebub is always happy to make the trip.

 

Bill Zebub was killed in a horrible manner by the animal that he was trying to protect.  He was scouting locations in Florida for a possible shark movie. 

Florida is also an area in which alligators live.  Pranksters managed to break into a zoo and tranquilize a crocodile.  They then transported the crocodile to an area rife with alligators.

Bill Zebub witnessed the activity, and at first he thought that the pranksters were game wardens.  But his keen eye discerned that the tranquilized animal was a crocodile, not an alligator, and it would be in danger of the native alligator population.

When the pranksters left, Bill Zebub leapt into the water to rescue the doomed creature.  He was known for his great love of crocodiles.  In fact, he never said, "See you later, alligator."  He would always say, "See you later, crocodile."  If Bill Zebub ever called you a crocodile, you can be sure that he loved you.

As Bill Zebub swam with the crocodile in tow, he was attacked by a moderately sized alligator..  The jaws clamped down on his right hand, and the alligator was poised to initiate the death roll, a famous alligator stratefy that twists the limbs off wayward swimmers.  But Bill Zebub knew the fighting style of the beast, and he just rolled with the alligator, which exhausted the terrififying creature.  Spectators arrived on the scene as Bill Zebub clamped the beast's jaws, and they cheered.

But underneath the water, the sleeping crocodile began to stir.  In what many people are calling a tragedy, the crocodile, which was in a semi-conscious state, misperceived the overcome alligator as its daughter, and it also misperceived Bill Zebub as a rival male.  (Crocodiles typically impregnate their own offspring). 

In a jealous and territorial rage, the crocodile suprised Bill Zebub from underneath.  The speed of the attack was so astounding that both the croc and Bill Zebub flew out of the water 15 feet, according to witnesses. 

The exact cause of death is yet to be determined.  The silver lining in this sad tale is that the crocodile became accepted into alligator society as a result of the murder.  But the harmony was short-lived.  As the myriad creatures devoured the pieces of Bill Zebub's corpse, the crocodile attempted to swallow Bill Zebub's head, and choked to death shortly thereafter.

Funeral arrangements remain private.

 

 

   The lovely woman pictured on the left is Biserka Brkic.  She lives in Serbia, and she has been showing BILL ZEBUB movies to many  people in her country, which has helped Bill Zebub to become known there.

   Biserka did these nice things before she ever contacted Bill Zebub.  She did these great deeds as a fan and a volunteer. 

   Biserka is an example of the amazing kind of person who helps Bill Zebub. 

  

 

The first trailer for RAP SUCKS is live on youtube = you can see this trailer on the IN PRODUCTION page of this site, at the bottom of the RAP SUCKS article.  When RAP SUCKS becomes available on DVD, the trailer will then move to the information page for that movie in the MOVIES section.  If you want to see this trailer directly on youtube so you can comment or get information to embed the video on your own site(s), click here.

 

   The original site has been down for a week.  Unfortunately nothing from it could be salvaged.  It just shows you how important it is to back up information, even though the process is tedius.

   The old site needed a major overhaul anyway.  (This is the correct attitude to have - to turn a negative into a positive).

   Please be patient while plentiful delights get prepared for your enjoyment.  Also be sure to give your feedback.

   If you were an exalted member of the old site, you have to register again.  There was just no way around that.  Hopefully you can spare the 30 seconds it will take to gather your ashes and ascend as a new creature, stronger than before.