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Enjoy having fellow fans of Bill Zebub beep at you while you drive your chariot. These vinyl bumber stickers can you yours for $2 USA cash, sent to Bill Zebub PO Box 1987 Clifton NJ 07011. You may wish to Email Bill Zebub to check if these are in stock -bill (at) billzebub.com. This low price includes shipping, to most countries.

The idea for this sticker started as a joke when Bill Zebub ws ridiculing American stupidty, Popular bumper stickers if yesteryear read "I" and then had a symbol of a heart, and then named the object of love. A sensible, literate person would read the sticker as "I LOVE (whatever)" but stupid Americans read it as "I HEART (something)" - "Heart" is not a verb, and the symbol of a heart meant love, not an actual heart, but the imbecilic misreading has resulted in dictionaries now officially decalring the symbol of a heart to actually mean "heart." Language is in constant change, but change is not always good, especially when the reason for change is stupidity,

Unholy Minions

UNHOLY MINIONS are extremely dedicated people who do special things that expand the realm of Bill Zebub. Some Unholy Minions run exhibit booths for Bill Zebub at horror conventions. You might also encounter an Unholy Minion who hands out Bill Zebub DVD's, post cards, or other evil items.

The Unholy Minions are to be treated with utmost respect. If you are lucky enough to encounter one, offer to buy him/her a drink, or other courtesy. Unholy Minions are a rare breed, and a higher class of human. Pray that you may one day bask in the presence of such a great person.

MIKE O'MAHONY - This ultra cool person is from Pennsylvania. One of his destinations is Atlanta, Georgia, where he will be bringing Bill Zebub's movies to a horror convention. What makes this person extra special is that he is also a film-maker (Maniac Films). He is one of the visionary people who want to make the indie scene a brotherhood rather than a competition. (Sisterhood too, for the feminazis out there). Lord Mike O'Mahony shall also be traveling to other destinations, under his own banner but also bringing along Bill Zebub movies, and he MUST be saluted with offers of beer and other respectful gestures.