STREET DATE FEB 21 2012

Bill Zebub has developing this story for the amusement of people who are free from the confines of religion.  It is not meant to shock christians.  Rather, it is a slapstick movie that is meant just for the small group of people who don't have hangups about religion, and who want to see a comedy that uses untraditional material for amusement.

   The story is completely absurd.  It is primarily slapstick, and the basis of the story is the conflict between white Jesus and black Jesus.  The plot can't be revealed here, at least not yet.

   Although the movie is not meant to offend, it will piss off people who shouldn't be watching it.  Bill Zebub will try to make it very clear to easily-offended people that this is not a mainstream movie and should only be watched by viewers who crave the kind of humor that fills this story. But then, anyone who buys a movie called "Jesus, the Total Douchebag" should know that it is irreverant humor - so anyone who watches this should KNOW that it's over-the-top comedy. 

   One of the ways that this underground movie will be marketed is to serve as a repellant against assholes.  "If you get plagued by door-to-door assholes who want to talk to you about Jesus, agree to the chat only  if the asshole will watch this movie with you first.  You will NEVER be bothered by that idiot again!"

You may have shopped in a big store and seen a movie that was advertised as "offensive" only to discover that the only offensive thing about the movie was the expensive price-tag.  Bill Zebub wants to assure you that the humor in this movie is NOT watered down.  Bill Zebub named the movie "Jesus, the Total Douchebag" as a contract with you.  If you buy a movie that is called that, you are making a deal - you are agreeing to the idea of hearing and seeing things that are extreme.  The fact that you are asking for "wrong" humor frees the writer to go as far into the joke as he wants to go.  There is no need to hold back or to apologize for anything that is presented.  This is a daring form of comedy, and only the strong of heart should try it. 

   Bear in mind that HUMOR is a an acceptable way to vent.